1. condescetier:

hungrylikethewolfie:

marielikestodraw:

gaave:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

driving-an-impala-in-isengard:

actualholidaybakery:

ehretha:

A tip from your favorite nurse
(that’d be me)
Always have eggs in your fridge
You just never know when someone will split their head open
Or cut their finger while cooking
And so on
See that membrane there?
While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg
Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)
The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches
If you even need them that is
Nature: 1, Band aids: 0
You’re welcome.

I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.
It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.
Whoah science.
Neato.
Supercool.



Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.

it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy

woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D

Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing!  EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?

They cant fix the economy

    condescetier:

    hungrylikethewolfie:

    marielikestodraw:

    gaave:

    concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

    driving-an-impala-in-isengard:

    actualholidaybakery:

    ehretha:

    A tip from your favorite nurse

    (that’d be me)

    Always have eggs in your fridge

    You just never know when someone will split their head open

    Or cut their finger while cooking

    And so on

    See that membrane there?

    While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack open an egg

    Peel that there membrane off and put it on the wound (continue holding pressure)

    The membrane will harden and keep the wound closed until you can get to the ER for stitches

    If you even need them that is

    Nature: 1, Band aids: 0

    You’re welcome.

    I did some research on this (because I do that now, fucking science get out) and it seems that this was done in the early 1900s somewhat frequently. It was used as a way to treat just about any kind of skin wound, from burn to cut to in at least one case an ulcer. It actually helps the wound heal not by preventing blood loss but by replacing part of the skin tissue and helping it grow.

    It also helps in healing scars and reducing their visibility.

    Whoah science.

    Neato.

    Supercool.

    image

    Also, if you have a splinter, smack one of these things on there and it will draw it out of your skin. No more shitting around with pliers.

    it will also suck the poison stuff out of mosquito bites and stop them from being itchy

    woaaah i didnt know!! awesome stuff :D

    Did not know the mosquito bite or splinter thing!  EGGS—IS THERE ANYTHING THEY CAN’T DO?

    They cant fix the economy

    Reblogged from: red-deadmen
  2. markruffalo:

    aos-skimmons:

    so I was thinking that mark ruffalo sounds a lot like mark buffalo, and then i decided that i obviously wasn’t going to be the only one who thought about this. so i typed ‘ruffalo the buffalo’ into google images and i found these…

    image

    image

    image

    i don’t know why but it made me happy 

    I don’t know why but it makes me happy too.

    Reblogged from: deep--wounds
  3. planetsoda:

officialmcdonaldsblog:

pikachucastiel:

ghostofbucky:

getinthefuckingjaeger:

nostopdasgay:

catslock:

condelimoncio:

 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

THAT’S CHEATING

This is a blatant violation of trust

YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

I guess we shouldn’t mention this either then…




did u ppl seriously think that they would individually lay down thousands of bricks?????

YES

    planetsoda:

    officialmcdonaldsblog:

    pikachucastiel:

    ghostofbucky:

    getinthefuckingjaeger:

    nostopdasgay:

    catslock:

    condelimoncio:

     MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE

    THAT’S CHEATING

    This is a blatant violation of trust

    YOU LYING FUCKS I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE ADMIRING THE BRICK LAYERS THAT ALWAYS LAY THE BRICKS NEAT AND PERFECTLY LINED UP HOLY SHIT I LOOK UP TO YOU HOW COULD YOU

    I guess we shouldn’t mention this either then…

    image

    did u ppl seriously think that they would individually lay down thousands of bricks?????

    YES

    Reblogged from: spaceandkittens
  4. pizza:

    *gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day

    Reblogged from: change-the-way-you-kiss-me
  5. Reblogged from: stay-gxldie
  6. vampirestump:

    image

         all text posts in october must be
                  formatted like this

    image

    Reblogged from: spoopy-dadgod
  7. doopu:

life hack

    doopu:

    life hack

    Reblogged from: twentyonepilofs
  8. all american family dinner

    • mom: hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked
    • son: of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice
    • mom: of course son. be careful it is very spicy
    • son: *sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY
    • dad: ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.
    • son: thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?
    • dad: we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken
    • mom: i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.
    • son: we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!
    • dad: great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend
    • son: golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition
    Reblogged from: dr0wning-in-s0rr0w
  9. lolneincom:

Gotta love new features! (part 1)

    lolneincom:

    Gotta love new features! (part 1)

    Reblogged from: twentyonepilofs
  10. mushroomtale-fanart:

    Some American Horror Story because it’s the start of October and also Freak Show is just a few days away. \o/ \o/ \o/ 

    I’m off work this week so I’ll be posting a lot more than usual. But just for this week. ; )

    Reblogged from: ew-itskaylaa
  11. a-mossy-wonderland:

    nubbsgalore:

    the autumnal colour spectrum

    (photos by rob herr, richard shilling, ryan connors, evie jaye, mr. dale)

    ❂❅❂❅

    Reblogged from: this-last-goodbye
  12. zubat:

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

An angel, honestly.

    zubat:

    m-ooonn:

    she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

    An angel, honestly.

    Reblogged from: road-assassin
  13. fartgallery:

we all need a hand to hold sometimes

    fartgallery:

    we all need a hand to hold sometimes

    Reblogged from: fvanjik
  14. nintendofunclub:

    c0caino:

    Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

    image

    Reblogged from: road-assassin
  15. Reblogged from: fuenciado96
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